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This comes courtesy of Nick Dowsett (G8PUY): It was the 1980 Dagenham Town Show, and the Club was very well connected with the Show organisers. During the traditional Sunday morning drinks that the Club hosted for the organisers, I was told that they were looking for jockies for one of the afternoon's main arena events, a camel race. It was suggested that, given my slim, jockey-like build, I should offer my services. Never one to pass-up such interesting offers, I volunteered.
The event involved four camels racing across the arena, the jockies sitting atop the single hump. Having selected my camel (they were all equally attractive, with sweet smelling breath), I climbed aboard and I lurched upwards as the camel got to stand. Now, when I volunteered, I had never been on a camel before, so I had no real idea how far off of the ground you end up being. Believe me, when you are up there, it's a long way down. Given that I didn't actually have any control over my trusty steed, I was very surprised that it actually stood there at the start-line waiting for the off. And then it really was off! The flag came down to signal the start and we flew away, with me desperately hanging on for grim life, as my saddle swung from side to side. Much to my surprise I was leading for about 90% of the distance, but then my steed decided that enough was enough and started to slow down, allowing me to be overtaken by another rider. So, I came in second, and was able to live to tell the tale. Unfortunately, we didn't have the good sense to kit me out with a portable rig so that I could use the suffix, Camel Mobile, on my call sign.
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